ChocolateChipClockRecent Game Reviews
Hack Hack Revolution
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars August 14, 2004
Lacking and Laggy
One song... not only that but one of the worst DDR songs you could have chosen if you were just going to choose one. You should've chosen The Legend of MAX or something. The main reason why the game sucks though is because of the lag. Maybe you should find out why your game lags so much, and try to make it more efficient. More efficient = less lag.
Well, I have absolutly no lag problem at all on my computer, so I cant tell whats lagging. But I'll try to take off some of the graphics that might be making it lag.
Found Lost
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 12, 2003
a really excellent game!
not very many games on newgrounds have the ability to scare the living shit out of its audience! god that was so fucking scary. the graphics and animation were good, a good amount of interactin, but the thing that made it the scariest was the sound. man, does that sound make you fucking paranoid! my heart jumped and my adrenalin raised lots of times! the only suggestion that i have is to make it so ppl cant cheat (press tab to make buttons visible). you can do this by putting this script in all the frames.
_focusrect = false;
great fucking game dude, very scary. i'm gonna be very paranoid tonight and maybe even have nightmares.
futbolito alfa
Rated 0 / 5 stars July 23, 2003
make it in english
then i'll probably give you a good score.
Recent Audio Reviews
All Around
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 14, 2003
gir, you are excellent
that was a fucking great song! i'm gonna use it in my game that i'll probably be submitting tomorrow. man, that has got a really great groove!
Knew it All Along
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 19, 2003
aha! that was great!
your music is really good. it's hard to believe this is actually yours. i'm probably gonna use this clip in a game i'm workin on. great job!
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 22, 2006
viva la weed!!
Thank you for putting this out man. Weed is harmless and should be legalized. I smoke weed, and I got a 4.0 last quarter on my report card. Seriously, after smoking weed you're still the same person, you just love to smoke weed. It should be legalized. I hope for the day I can tell my children or grandchildren the struggles we had to go through to get it legalized and how much they should appreciate it being legal.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 21, 2005
That was really funny
I'm such a big Metal Gear fan that I was almost offended at some parts, but it was hilarious nonetheless. It wasn't as funny as Metal Gear Fiesta, but it was definently good. Keep it up.
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars November 26, 2004
Meh...
I don't really care for the salad fingers series... I'm not really into stuff that's so weird and random. It just gets really boring after a little while and I stop paying attention.
But of course, that's just me.