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Hack Hack Revolution Hack Hack Revolution

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Lacking and Laggy

One song... not only that but one of the worst DDR songs you could have chosen if you were just going to choose one. You should've chosen The Legend of MAX or something. The main reason why the game sucks though is because of the lag. Maybe you should find out why your game lags so much, and try to make it more efficient. More efficient = less lag.


0megaw00ty responds:

Well, I have absolutly no lag problem at all on my computer, so I cant tell whats lagging. But I'll try to take off some of the graphics that might be making it lag.


Found Lost Found Lost

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a really excellent game!

not very many games on newgrounds have the ability to scare the living shit out of its audience! god that was so fucking scary. the graphics and animation were good, a good amount of interactin, but the thing that made it the scariest was the sound. man, does that sound make you fucking paranoid! my heart jumped and my adrenalin raised lots of times! the only suggestion that i have is to make it so ppl cant cheat (press tab to make buttons visible). you can do this by putting this script in all the frames.

_focusrect = false;

great fucking game dude, very scary. i'm gonna be very paranoid tonight and maybe even have nightmares.


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futbolito alfa futbolito alfa

Rated 0 / 5 stars

make it in english

then i'll probably give you a good score.



SIM SIM

Rated 4 / 5 stars

that was cool... but only one problem

i was playing for so long, and then when i fight bob, it restarts the game! it does the same after gambling harry. please fix this problem, this game was so fun!

besides, that the graphics were pretty good, and i like the gameplay. i like sim related games. they are pretty good. nice storyline. i'm looking forward to seeing the glitches fixed and the sequel tot his.


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HTF Easter Smoochie HTF Easter Smoochie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

another great happy tree friend submission

these are truly great. the drawings are great, and the violence is probably the best i have ever seen in a flash movie. i have almost watched all of the episodes on your site. you should submit those to NG, i'm sure they'll all get really good scores and take over the top 50 of all time. happy tree friends are truly genius. it's really hilarious stuff. like it says on the front page, happy tree friends truly is the reason why the internet was invented, lol. this hilarliously violent series is one of the best ever. you should try getting these shorties to air on TV as little shorties in commercial breaks. that'd be awesome. i hope you keep on making these.

anyway, burn_things is an idiot. this isnt an outwar thing. some guy put outwar in his review, but it's not a link to outwar in your movie. that review should be deleted.



Saddam xtreme Bitchslap Saddam xtreme Bitchslap

Rated 1 / 5 stars

i agree with Chairwalkerbla

really, how many of these are made everyday? this is completely unorigional. all there is are just choices of how you want saddam to die. you cant fight or do anything. this is why there i put only a 1 in interactivity. sure, saddam is a bad man, but stop making these stupid games. get some actionscript skills and learn how to make real games with hittests and interactive control. sometimes you can make up for your lack of interactivity with violence, like the easter smoochie on the front page right now, but this wasnt good. some people will ignore the fact that this isnt good and just vote 5 because of their emotion about killing saddam. well, i'm not that easily convinced. stop using sensationism to make people like your games, why dont you actually learn some actionscript or some better drawing and animation skills? you should buy a book about creating complex flash games with actionscript. i have one called Macromedia Flash MX Game Design Demystified. i highly suggest it if you want to get into real games. anyway, you shouldn't make any more of these and do something more complex and entertaining.


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Josh Bend Game Josh Bend Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

a very cool game

the only flaw in it were the graphics really. you need to improve on them a lot. i like how you used rammstein, they kickass. it's cool how you can choose your weapons and all. it was hilarious to use josh bedn. that's a great idea to use him in a game. lol, that's awesome. violence was pretty crappy, but hey, it's not all about violence.



Agressive Inline Skating Agressive Inline Skating

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this was a very well created game!

i can tell this took A LOT of work to make. i cant believe there are a whole bunch of egotistical retarded skaters saying "rollerblading is gay!" what bigoted little fuckheads. this took too much work and was too fun to be shunned the way it was. the game was challenging and fun. it was pretty repetetive though, but that's okay, it was still good. i suggest making more to it perhaps, like a vert ramp or a little skate park if you have the actionscript knoledge. a job very well done, personally, i think this should have a much higher score than 3.14, it should at least have a 3.90 or 4.00! anyway, great job, and dont let the conservative skaters get u down.



Saddam's Doubles Saddam's Doubles

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

not very good

the graphics were shitty. there was shitty violence, and like no interactivity. i'm sure u a n00b and copy and pasted the scripts for hiding the mouse and making an mc follow the mouse. i could have made that in an hour or two. it wasnt very long, and not the slightest bit challenging. try again my friend.


rangi responds:

Yeah you're kinda right. Oh well , since then I've actually learned actionscript.


Custom Rides (SM Designs) Custom Rides (SM Designs)

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

no....

not another create a car! we got that off the front page a long time ago, now this?! besides, i hate these games, they arent fun. all u do is make a car, its not like u can race them or anything. also, these types of games dont even require much flash skill. they just require the skill to draw well and make buttons. i really hope this doesnt stay on the front page a long time...