ChocolateChipClock's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Found Lost]

a really excellent game!

not very many games on newgrounds have the ability to scare the living shit out of its audience! god that was so fucking scary. the graphics and animation were good, a good amount of interactin, but the thing that made it the scariest was the sound. man, does that sound make you fucking paranoid! my heart jumped and my adrenalin raised lots of times! the only suggestion that i have is to make it so ppl cant cheat (press tab to make buttons visible). you can do this by putting this script in all the frames.

_focusrect = false;

great fucking game dude, very scary. i'm gonna be very paranoid tonight and maybe even have nightmares.

[futbolito alfa]

make it in english

then i'll probably give you a good score.

[HTF Easter Smoochie]

another great happy tree friend submission

these are truly great. the drawings are great, and the violence is probably the best i have ever seen in a flash movie. i have almost watched all of the episodes on your site. you should submit those to NG, i'm sure they'll all get really good scores and take over the top 50 of all time. happy tree friends are truly genius. it's really hilarious stuff. like it says on the front page, happy tree friends truly is the reason why the internet was invented, lol. this hilarliously violent series is one of the best ever. you should try getting these shorties to air on TV as little shorties in commercial breaks. that'd be awesome. i hope you keep on making these.

anyway, burn_things is an idiot. this isnt an outwar thing. some guy put outwar in his review, but it's not a link to outwar in your movie. that review should be deleted.

[Saddam xtreme Bitchslap]

i agree with Chairwalkerbla

really, how many of these are made everyday? this is completely unorigional. all there is are just choices of how you want saddam to die. you cant fight or do anything. this is why there i put only a 1 in interactivity. sure, saddam is a bad man, but stop making these stupid games. get some actionscript skills and learn how to make real games with hittests and interactive control. sometimes you can make up for your lack of interactivity with violence, like the easter smoochie on the front page right now, but this wasnt good. some people will ignore the fact that this isnt good and just vote 5 because of their emotion about killing saddam. well, i'm not that easily convinced. stop using sensationism to make people like your games, why dont you actually learn some actionscript or some better drawing and animation skills? you should buy a book about creating complex flash games with actionscript. i have one called Macromedia Flash MX Game Design Demystified. i highly suggest it if you want to get into real games. anyway, you shouldn't make any more of these and do something more complex and entertaining.

[Agressive Inline Skating]

this was a very well created game!

i can tell this took A LOT of work to make. i cant believe there are a whole bunch of egotistical retarded skaters saying "rollerblading is gay!" what bigoted little fuckheads. this took too much work and was too fun to be shunned the way it was. the game was challenging and fun. it was pretty repetetive though, but that's okay, it was still good. i suggest making more to it perhaps, like a vert ramp or a little skate park if you have the actionscript knoledge. a job very well done, personally, i think this should have a much higher score than 3.14, it should at least have a 3.90 or 4.00! anyway, great job, and dont let the conservative skaters get u down.

[Saddam's Doubles]

not very good

the graphics were shitty. there was shitty violence, and like no interactivity. i'm sure u a n00b and copy and pasted the scripts for hiding the mouse and making an mc follow the mouse. i could have made that in an hour or two. it wasnt very long, and not the slightest bit challenging. try again my friend.

rangi responds:

Yeah you're kinda right. Oh well , since then I've actually learned actionscript.

[Custom Rides (SM Designs)]

no....

not another create a car! we got that off the front page a long time ago, now this?! besides, i hate these games, they arent fun. all u do is make a car, its not like u can race them or anything. also, these types of games dont even require much flash skill. they just require the skill to draw well and make buttons. i really hope this doesnt stay on the front page a long time...

[Uniwar LC]

ah, a great game

i can tell this took a lot of work, unlike a lot of those bastards voting low. i'm getting into game making myself, and i see its not easy. hopefully i'll have a game on ng soon. i only have one suggestion for your game. perhaps you could make a button so that you can turn off the sound (i enjoy listening to my kazaa playlist while playing games), and if there was a button like that and i didnt see, i am sorry. anyway, awesome game, i want to see more.

[Tactics Core Demo]

nice game.

hope u finish it. i liked it a lot. i can see this probably took a lot of programming skills and time. i was sickened when i first saw this hit the portal becuz i voted 5 and the score was only like 2.15, but i am relieve the score is much higher now. good job, hope u finish it.