ChocolateChipClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Funeral of Hearts]

An excellent piece

I've never heard that song before... it was really excellent. Most of the time the animation went well with the music. I like your style; great work.

[DE_dust]

but wait...

if the terrorists planted the bomb, and it was never defused, doesnt that mean the terrorists should win? the terrorists can win even if their whole team dies. if the terrorist team dies, then the CTs have to defuse it to win.
maybe i was missing something.

anyway, kickass movie! that'd be awesome if we could really play counter-strike like that! i love the graphics, animation, and sounds, although it'd be cool if you added the "humilation" sound for knifing people. this movie goes down as one of my favorites. i suggest the next CS movie you do be de_aztec or fy_iceworld.

[BEEBO Part 8]

fabulous,

you had better never stop making beebo, if you do i will personally come to your house and anal rape you.

i love beebo, and this is an excellent addition to the series. truly hilarious and awesome.

and oh yeah, could ya spend a little more time making beebo, it takes forever for each episode to come out.

great job, godfart is great, keep up the site.

[Secret Admirer : Foamy The Squirrel]

your only good movie

i really hate your movies, but this is the first one i really liked. for some reason it seemed like it had a much better plot and humor than all the others; however, the graphics still arent excellent, but pretty good. and like always, use some more fucking animation! it's no wonder you come out with all these cartoons so fast.

[System of a Down- CUBErt]

lacked

i thought it was pretty good, but it definently lacked some things. firstly, your drawings werent too bad, but not that great. i love system of a down, so you picked a pretty good song. the main thing that lacked though was animation. in the most emotional parts all serj would do is make arm and mouth movements. you need to pay attention to the body too! it needs to be more fast paced in the louder/faster parts.

besides that, it was pretty good, just try to work on animation.

[Anti-Clock Movement Pt.2]

eh...

It's an okay flash. For one, I am not judging this movie because it's anti-clock (or anti-most-clocks as you explained in a response to a review). But truthfully, the movie didn't really catch my eye too much, except for the introduction. Your graphics are pretty good, but not excellent, and you really lack animation.

Anyway, I think you could be a good clock if you thought of being one. As you may know, clocks are a flash based community now. There isn't even a general forum anymore on www.clockcrew.net. There are a bad few, as in every group. I'd say that 50% of newgrounds users suck, and about 10% of clocks. Our mission is to make good flash, or learn flash from clock mentors. I find that most anti-clocks are what they are because of ignorance. I was once anti-clock, until I was actually informed of what the clockcrew really was.

Spread the <3, not hate.

-ChocolateChipClock

[Clock Killer Ep. 1]

ahahahahaha

clocks fucking suck, i hope they all get killed.

[HNB ep1 - Speed Lines]

i'm so sorry i missed you on AIM

you're the best... i'm so glad you're back. cool movie, i dont know why it was rated so low, maybe cuz it's a bit short. anyway, i made a game while you were gone for clock day... and i'm still workin on many other projects. i cant wait to talk with you.

with <3,
chocolatechipclock

J-T-H-M responds:

mmmmmm, chocolate.:)

[BEEBO Part 7]

OMG, PART 7 IS HERE!!!!

god, this episode is so fucking great. that was so funny. i'm gonna be watchin that over and over again...

the graphics were really cool when you made it 3D. it makes me wonder if you used swift 3d or not at all in the making of this. if you werent, i must say that was a great job.

this one was so cool, i'm gonna find myself watching it over and over again. beebo is truly the greatest series on newgrounds, and you are the greatest man that ever lived.

long live beebo, and love live godfart!!!

please dont take song long on the next episode!

[Strawberry Clock : 1975]

i sure hope this was a newgrounds error

it was just a tiny loop being played over and over again of strawberryclock walking as a pimp...

this took almost no effort, yet it has a score of 3.36 right now.

dont get me wrong, i respect strawberryclock, but this wasnt a movie, it was a good little loop though; however, newgrounds is for movies and games.

if you would have made a movie about this, i would have given you a much better score, but that was plain pointless. i am especially pissed at all the people who review 10 on this. they make the clockcrew look so stupid. maybe it really is stupid... i'm starting to think that after looking at so many shitty movies that come into the portal.

anyway, just try to make it a movie. that'd be great.