ChocolateChipClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Suicide..]

way too fucking short.

that is the biggest flaw. if you would have made it longer, i would have liked it. the graphics were pretty good anyway, definently a great one for a beginner. too bad it wasnt longer. i thought the violence was a bit cheesy too, so u might want to improve on that. well, good luck becoming a great flash artist one day. have fun and never give up.

[Crow Clock Shorts #02]

hahaha! that was hilarious!

man, that was really funny shit. the devoured by lions joke can never get old, it made me laugh out loud everytime. another great addon to the series. goddamn you came out with that really fast. either you spend a lot of time on your computer animating or you just already had it started when you were working on number 1. your drawings are kickass. great designs and shadowing to everyone, and i like your style. i thought when the guy was talking about the bird he made it sound a lot of funnier with his voice, and you had great voice actors for the other people, too, so a ten on sound. anyway, this series is really good, and i hope you keep it up a long time. crow clock is pretty phunney.

fourchinnigan responds:

I worked on it almost non-stop (except for occassional breaks for a few hours) for 2 days straight.

[Listen To this kick song]

wow...

you know how to import sounds into flash.

amazing.

[animation test]

nice graphics, but....

this is a demo without redeeming qualities. please, if you want to recruit people, go to the flash bbs: http://newgrounds.com/bbs/forum.php?id=2

[Lesson on MC's and alpha]

please, if you're going to do a flash tutorial...

make soemthing worth making a tutorial about. if it's something like this, just post it in the flash bbs. that is extremely easy. i figured that out without tutorials. perhaps you could make an actionscripting one (please, no preloader tutorials). also, this took nearly no effort. take a couple screenshots, make a couple tweens, type it up, walla, you're done. stuff like that shouldnt get in the portal, it should be in the BBS.

Tubs responds:

you are forgetting that this is a tutorial for grade 7's, not flash gurus. woopie for you, you figured it out on your own, so did I. But maybe its harder for somepeople to learn so I help them out. either way you are an insensitive bastard

[Wet Dream]

wtf was that?

your graphics are shitty for one. i can tell you're a n00b at this because of your overuse of gradians and looped animations. also, the sound was absolutely horrible. the tv scene went on for waaaaaaaaay too long. i couldnt understand any fuckin word they said during that scene, so it made no sense. i dont really know how that movie could have taken THAT long of time. i dont know if it's just me, but i couldnt laugh at any of that. it wasnt funny at all. also, there was no preloader, which didn't really suck for me because i have broadband, but i'm sure it sucked for many others. btw, are you really 39 like your profile says? if so, you should really get a life other than making a crappy movie, especially as one as immature as this. i'm sorry, but i just didnt like this movie at all. hopefully your flash skills will improve over time.

[History of the F' Word]

it's been done before...

ever seen the history of fuck? it did the exact same thing, except i thought it was a lot funnier with its animations. you should really do something origional, because now it's not as funny. your graphics were okay, but not excellent. mainly, you just need a different idea, the same fuckin thing has been done before.

[clock killaz!!]

and you say clock crewmovies are horrible?

i must say that you are an idiot. anti-clocks complain that clocks make horrible movies, have you ever seen the clockcrew ediquette on www.clockcrew.cc? it talks about how they dont want us to make horrible movies, and that if you do make crappy movies, you are breaking the clockcrew rules. your graphics are extremely shitty, and you should cut down the song so the filesize isnt so large. this flash was very short and pointless. you hate clocks for no reason, unproved reasons, or bad reasons. please, stop making these horrible movies and harrassing clocks. please, get some flash skills and become a bit wiser. then, submit your flash movies to newgrounds.

[Engel]

haha! that was cool.

it sure didnt beat "Sonne," but that was pretty good. your graphics could use some improvement though. great choice of song, rammstein is one of my favorite bands. i think you should have used StrawberryClock instead of AvacadoClock as the main character though, the only reason why Avacado was the main character in "Sonne" was because Avacado actually made it. anyway, that was some pretty funny shit, it's pretty cool how the words looked as if they could be sung in the song. good job, i hope your 46th film is good, too.

TENT responds:

err... are u blind it was a pearclock i made it up mabe i didn't make that clear. but you look at the two at the same time and it is diffrent! i didn't use StrawberryClock cause i think he is a faggot no offense to you or other clocks but thats what I think!

[Crow Clock Shorts #01]

lol...

Crow Clock and NG personals... how origional. somehow i knew he would go with Clear Clock... is she the only girl clock or somethin? yea, gotta love the Crow Clock. that homicidal bastard, never lets us down. your drawings and animation are awesome. you also had great violence when he killed clear clock. great job, keep up the great shorts.