ChocolateChipClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonne 2]

YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT

i cant believe you would do such a thing to a great movie. you are sad. you should be ashamed for making something so great and serious into a dumbass clock joke. you make us look really stupid.

please, never do something like this again. that was really fucked up.

[Ghosts Are Real: 5]

dude this whole series is so stupid

you never made one single graphics yourself, it's just a whole bunch of SHIT. you have the voice of an extremely prepubecant 13 year old, and you live up to our age group stereotype. please, just shut up. this shit is so stupid. all you do is have some text with your gay voice. these movies are so horrible, just stop making them and get some flash drawing skills, or even become good in actionscript and make a game or something. i hope this gets blammed.

iSwitcHi responds:

Someone's not getting a Christmas card this year!

[SBL Switch]

you still have yet to prove yourselves

that movie wasnt good. i still havent seen a good movie from you guys. just shut up already. you cant take down the clockcrew. you have a bbs of like 20 members, and you guys copy off of us so much. please, just stop this. one day this will die down... unless you get all the idiotic anti-clocks to join. bastards. but you will never be bigger than us, just stop your stupid movies now.

[Newgrounds News 5]

hey, pretty good.

Newgrounds News is pretty kickass. The drawings are pretty good, and most of it is funny. I think this is the first time you got people to call in, unless I haven't been paying attention too much to all of the episodes. That was funny at the end how his name was craven morehead. I have actually heard that once before on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know if you stole it from them though, you may have gotten it from somewhere else. Anyway, that was pretty cool. Keep some more episodes coming.

[my life as a teen bannana]

pretty nice.

the drawings werent too bad. it was pretty crazy and funny. thanks for using my audio. it's quite flattering :=D

[The Clock War: Part II]

kickass!

wow dude, that was a great sequel! once again, great graphics and animation! also, great humor in the parts that were meant to be funny. the action was very awesome in this one. great introduction to it all. heh, when the first one came out i remember i was anti-clock and reviewed your movie with a 9. so, i'm sure even anti-clocks will like this movie! the only problem was the filesize. i have broadband, so it wasnt that big of a deal. just a minute or two of a wait, but for others i'm sure it was bad. i really think you could have compressed the flash more. like in sonne, the filesize was only 825kb or so with a song that was over four minutes. i have compressed 4 minute songs down to 500kb. all you do, is open up the library and right-click the song, then go to export settings, and change it to medium quality. if you have already done that, then that's too bad, because a lot of ppl are probably gonna review and vote a little lower because of the filesize. anyway, great movie. you think i can be in the next one?

FUClock responds:

Well, once again, I tried to keep the sound quality up this time, because the first movie suffered from poor audio. I'll see what I can do about getting you in the third. ;)

[MTV's TRL INA]

it was pretty good, but there are bad things too.

first off, i did not get pissed off about any parody except for the number 1 video by korn. i think that's just really fucked up. i know you say in the authors comments to not make these reviews, but i just thought that was really messed up to make fun of. that's just about as fucked up as "smells like nirvana" by weird al. anyway, i only lowered the overall review by one point due to that.

the other things i critisize is the animation. there is a great lack of animation and a lot of loops. such as with sum 41, there were tons of loops. in the meow mix commercial, the only thing that happened the whole time was the cat moving its lips; not very impressive. you need to definently improve upon stuff like that. even though it's a large effort, i think you should have spent more times on the animation. but, even though your animations were a bit crappy, your artwork is very good.

another thing that sucks, is lack of some sounds. such as when carson is talking, there is like no background noises of the crowd. you need some more background noises because it just sounds really corny when there's none, making it not as funny.

another thing, i just didnt find the parodies that funny. even for the bands i didnt like, they werent that funny. it was a long draw watfching the whole thing. there were a few laughs here and there, but not a whole lot. i think the funniest part was the beginning with harry potter and goku an' all.

anyway, a great effort. nice work, but i dont think it deserves the score it has.

[Der Führer's Face]

okay... that was extremely retarded.

yes, i am a clock. no, i did not like your movie. also, no, i am not a conservative. i choose the side i think is best when the time is right. now really, you don't need to be a conservative to know that bush is not a nazi. you are what they call "extreme liberals." does bush put out propoganda against minorities and order the "euthanization" of every single non-aryan person? no, he doesn't. he was voted in by the american government. yes, in germany, there was a democracy, and hitler was voted in, but only by propoganda. he is not oppressing anyone, in fact, he orders the rescue of iraqian civilians.

i am not insulting you personally or think that you are an idiot. i just disagree with your ideals and say you have your facts wrong.

anyway, with the political part of the review over, i'd like to say you need to draw your own graphics more. the dancing hitler .gifs were obviously stolen, since they are shown often on the BBS and other places. sure, you did the drawings for a body or two, but you didnt really do much for drawing, and i dont really like that. it's good to have a sprite or two in the movie, but not to overdo it. the song was very shitty, stupid, annoying, and not funny at all.

the next time you make a movie, the improvements i suggest are to make it less political (so people wont vote low because they disagree), to have most of it your own drawings, and to choose a better song.